To hide drugs in the crotch of your pants so that if a police dog catches the scent, it will look as though he's just sniffing your crotch the way dogs often do.
(verb) to grip or hold something with the inner thighs while sitting in order to leave one's hands free. This is almost always done in a vehicle with a fast food item, such as a beverage or carton of fries.
Look at all of those Chipsters and Chadshanging in the crotch of the Sports Corner Grill after the Cubs game!
By Babara
Crotch
A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.
While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.
By Edythe
Crotch
To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.
I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?