Define Crunch Meaning

Crunch
v. crunched, crunch•ing, crunch•es
v. tr.
1. To crush, grind, or tread noisily while taking a Dump.
2. The act of taking a huge shit
3. Slang. To perform operations on; manipulate or process (numerical, mathematical or fecal data).

v. intr.
1. To move feces with a crushing sound.
2. To produce or emit a crushing sound during the act of shitting.

n.
1. A modified sit-up position having a smaller range of motion that reduces back strain and strengthens the abdominal muscles when pushing out shit.

I just took a huge crunch, it almost knocked down a wall in the bathroom.

I need to stop eating so much cheese, I haven't had a good crunch in weeks.
By Lira
Crunch
The BEST candy bar made by Nestle.
It comes in a variety of favors like Buncha Crunch, White Crunch, Mini-Crunch, and the divine original Crunch.

By Manon
Crunch
-Originated in the Seattle area
-A word to say when someone is being embarrased.
-When someone tells someone off, then another person will say CRUNCH .

Guy #1:Ms. Clarke is too fat to even fit through the door.
Guy #2:Nigga dont be talkin when you cant even fit between mountains.
Guy #3:CRUUUUUNNNNCCHHHH!

Girl:That dude needs a tic tac
Boy #1:You need A LOT of tic tacs
Boy #2:Crunch
By Diahann
Crunch
A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

“Trump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!”
By Giselle
Crunch
the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy
By Danice
Crunch
To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.
By Noreen
Crunch
a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest
By Belia
Crunch
Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.

Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.
By Vania
Crunch
Spare motorcycle.
Derogatory term for diminutive small or tatty spare motorcycle used to stand in for a proper machine.
Common to owners of vintage British motorcycles. Assumed 'Crunch' refers to accident or broken down status.

'Brit' biker would be embarrassed seen riding small Japanese bike or 'Jap Crap'. Hence importance of term 'Crunch' to offer explanation for such odd behaviour as only due to being hard up whilst simultaneously affirming existence of other superior machine.
Honda stepthru C50/C90 or 'granny basher' is a typical. 'Crunch.'
'Hey, what's with the plastic crap?'
'Yeah, its my crunch, the old nail's in bits'
By Analiese
Crunch
a nicer version of the bad word CUNT!

Look at that crunch.
By Jennilee