Define Cucumber Meaning

Cucumber
a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, carrots, leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.
By Verine
Cucumber
A mess that isn't as big as a pickle.

"Oh snap, we're in a pickle."
"Naw, man. Don't sweat it, This is just a cucumber."
By Thekla
Cucumber

May I please have some cucumber on my salad?
Mmm...fresh cucumber is a great snack.
By Coralie
Cucumber
Dangerous dildo for one who is gay. Emergency rooms report numerous cases were aggresive users got carried away with the veggie, had it slipout of their hands, and turn sideways in the colon. Only a doctor could remove it.

The embarrassment of having the cucumber removed from LeRoy's ass was worse than the medical procedure it took to retrieve the lost veggie.
By Eloisa
Cucumber
N. a pleasurable device used by women, gay men, and Fran.

V. to ejaculate in a woman's ear


Fran, you're a whore to use that cucumber like that. Use it like this instead.

Man, I wanna cucumber that bitch real bad
By Kelli
Cucumber
Natures Two Way

(Nature thinks about lesbians two!)

Sam: Yeah cucumbers are natures two way!
Look that womans buying one of natures two ways!
By Cariotta
Cucumber
1.A sick dick
2.A green and (preferrably) large and long vegetable that's used in place of a penis to fuck

1. "Girl, Marcus showed me his cucumber last night. I was like, 'boy you can suck that yourself or go to the doctor for that shit!'"
2. "Girl, I'm goin to the store to get me some cucumbers. Marcus isn't handlin his business."
By Margret
Cucumber
what we are given in health during sex eduction to practise putting condoms onto when we are "old enough" to have sexual intercourse..

teacher: now children open the wrapper and place the tip of the condom frimly on the cucumber make sure you pinch the tip to get rid of air and roll down....
By Ricky
Cucumber
a sexy yummy cousin of a pickle sweet seedy smart and cute

hey cucumber

who, do you mean cutecumber
By Valeria
Cucumber
1. a vegetable often used to jack off.
2. Also use as a large dildo

1. cut me a hole outta' that cucumber n watct me cum!
2. Ohh... OHHHHH... great dildo!!!
By Bryn