Define Cumfaced Meaning

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

When a guy ejaculates (cums) towards a woman’s body closely and it squirts all over her face, leaving her “cumfaced”

Funny term to explain when one of your friends has their picture taken with a nice girl or when they are drunk. Can be used when the person looks like they have just ejaculated and looks stimulated.
Originates from a lads holiday this year.

when a hot steamy load is apllied to a bitches face and she loves it

An angled picture taken to make you seem more attractive to gullable people by hiding your double chin or other facial faults, and excentuating your breasts (females) or shoulders and chest (men) to distract from your pot belly or unshapely physique, which inadvertently makes you appear like you are waiting to be ejaculated on in a porno style

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

The whore next door.
A girl who fucks more than 3 guys in one night.
and sucks someones dick and gets her face cumed on.
A big slut.

One who has recently had a creampie quefed onto their face.

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.

After Receiving oral sex on the beach, proceed to cum on the females face and then dunk her head into the sand, creating a crusty cumface.