An acronym that stands for “Completely Unreasonable Selfish Twit, Often Miserable and
Ethically Reprehensible.”
While most often used to describe idiotic, self-entitled shoppers or other patrons, this swear word can be used to refer to anyone whose actions are born of a
sense of entitlement and general lack of higher brain function.
Many customers are unaware that this word is an insult, and will proudly use it when referring to themselves and their so-called rights.
“I am a customer, I want what I want, and you don’t get to ask questions!”
“Wow, he started yelling at you because you wouldn’t have
unprotected sex with a
complete stranger? What a fucking customer.”
“He is such a customer if he thinks you can get an hour and a half of
footage down to 15 minutes and still use ‘a lot’ of it.”
