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Dad
gone

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago
By Cassandra
Dad
HE'S NEVER COMING BACK

dad: I'm going to the gas station brb
me: lmao ok
*15 years later*
still not home
By Minni
Dad
1. The guy who never came back from the store
2. Self claimed friend who decided to adopt you because of your daddy issues

1. "Hey mom when will dad bring the milk back."
2. "Oh hey I'm your dad now cause your dad's a bitch,"
By Brande
Dad
The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"

Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"
By Alexia
Dad
Not the Mama

Father: Come on kiddo! Say "Daddy"!

Son: ...Did you say something Not-The-Mama?

Father: ................
By Dorree
Dad
The often overlooked and underappreciated parental figure. Just because he didnt give birth to you doesnt mean he can't love you the same, or more than a mother can. Also, whats up with the husband getting a 3000 dollar ring for the wife, on mothers day, and the wife getting the husband a 2 dollar tie for fathers day?

Dads have it rough. Having to be placed in the deadbeat dad category whenever you screw up really sucks. (Although some dads really do suck big time, like those ones that just run off, and leave the mother with a pregnant baby, and take absolutely no responsibility at all. They suck.
By Nissie
Dad
the one who knocked-up your mom

horny guy + no condom = dad
By Helen-Elizabeth
Dad
N, The better parent.

The person you can always go to when your mom is being Hitler and complaining about you for not doing your part around the house while you actually do more than she does.

He sits on the edge of your bed at night when he thinks you're asleep and rubs your forehead.

Someone who can whip your arse if you do something wrong, but doesn't go overboard with punishment. He makes you a better person.

The only name he will let you get tattooed on your body is his.

The most amazing person in the world.

ME: Dad, I love you.
DAD: I love you too.

By Paulie
Dad
Just try to win an argument with him. Then tell me the results when you're not grounded anymore.

Dad: "BLAHBLAHBLABLAHSCHOOLBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHSLEEPBLAHBLAHBLAHCOMPUTERBLAHBLAHBLAHYOUDOEVERYTHINGWRONGBLAHBLAHBLAH"

Son: "But dad, I-"

Dad: "FUCK YOU YOU'RE GROUNDED"
By TEirtza
Dad
not just related to you by blood, but someone who really ares about you and what you feel, very important to kids living with their moms

My DAD is the most understanding person in the world!
By Marnia