noun A man of unusual humor, consistently finding strange, and lewd comments amusing and/or entertaining in a way as to prevoke violent and uncontrolled outbursts of laughter.
the dan could not control him his mirth as he viewed the movie "Old School's" lewd comedy.
By Lorine
Dan
Dan is funny, hot, sexy, hes such a great guy and is very good-looking, everyone wants to be him and every girl wants to have hot steamy sex with him and play with him and he has the coolest name in the whole fucking world!!!!!!!!!!
Absolute legend, man of great knowledge and humour. With great ability to just provoke laughter from faliature and in everything he does just a legend.
To be dan is to be angry to an extent where head explosion can be readily achieved. originating in the Australian cities of Albury/Woodonga, after a local celebrity got so angry at a practical joke, that his head swelled up and became so red that it was close to exploding, and then sent abusive messages to many of the people of Albury/woodonga abusing them and threatening them. after the indecent "dan" became a popular phrase used to emphasize one's anger/frustration.
to eat, acquire food, or prepare food whilst simultaneously participating/performing in another function totally unrelated to the aforementioned sustenance.
"Yeah, George was dan(ning) during D&D this past week!"
"Please wait 15 minutes to operate heavy machinery after you've dan(ned)"
"I was just gonna dan while we had this conversation, if thats not a big deal."
