A small town in
Southeastern Massachusetts known for...nothing. Most anybody worth a damn leaves
after high school, although sometimes they visit to see how all the dumbass
football players are doing in their crappy minimum-wage jobs.
That said, there is some excellent fishing in the area, so some cool people stay in town for that reason.
Man, Dartmouth sucks. I can't wait to get out of this town.
Steve: Hey Dave I haven't seen you since high school, man. What’s up?
Dave:
Fuck off Steve. I'm just in Dartmouth to see my mom and the two
cool people who stayed here after graduation. If you weren't such a prick in high school, I might feel bad about laughing at you for still living in this crappy town. HAHAHAHA...enjoy working at
Old Navy for the rest of your miserable life, sucker! HAHAHAHAHA!