When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
By Eden
Dead
used a lot in the north of britain (anywhere north of Birmingham), means very, really, or a lot. used as an exclamation.
An adverb that typically modifies an adjective. Often used as a replacement for "very," "so," or "extremely" and is assumed to have a stronger positive or negativeconnotation.
"You got an F in PE? Are you serious?"
"Yeah man I'm dead serious"
"Hey that girl over there is dead hot"
"My dad was dead pissed when I took his car out for a drive"
"That Calculus test was easy"
"Are you kidding? That test was dead hard"
By Amandy
Dead
to not respond to a text or a message for a certain period of time; usually due to a forgottenbrb or a gtg while performing another activity
A: WHY ARE YOU DEAD?!?!?!??!?
A: SPAM
A: GRRRRR B: Oh sorry I forgot to say BRB
By Binnie
Dead
used as a verb: To disassociate oneself with a person to the point that they are as if dead. This is usually done to a person whose actions are considered malicious.
"She's crazy! You already told her you didnt want to speak to her. You gotta dead her! Don't answer her phone calls and ignore any type of communication she may want to have with you."
By Ashly
Dead
1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
