Define Deals Meaning

Deals
Hooking up with someone of your interest.
Also can be the process of getting with someone.

Yo dude, get deals with Jen, she's a babe!
By Chad
Deals
(n)Of, or relating to a personal possession. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"

"Give me back my deals!"
By Brittani
Deals
Way to approve of something, or a situation. To approve of.

that is deals doggy dog.
By Melli
Deals
It is considered to be a females tits or a guys balls. Also can be used as a singular pronounciation.

Damn. look at her deals

Im gonna slap my deals all over that ass.

That bitch kicked me in the deals.
By Aaren
Deals
(n)Of, or relating to a personal possesion. Can sometimes be pronounced "dealies"

"Give me back my deals!"

"Dude, you touched my deals!"
By Susana
Deals

By Jo-Ann
Deal Or No Deal
A reality tv show on NBC that requires no skill, in which contestants merely choose briefcases at random. Recently, NBC demonstrated this by airing an episode where a monkey earned more money than a human contestant who was given the same setup of briefcases.

EX. 1
Host Howie: "Deal or no deal?"

Contestant: MOoohhahaH monkey sounds

EX. 2
Bill: Yeah, and to imagine I won it all on a game show.
Jim: Which one?
Bill: Deal or no deal?
Jim: Oh, the one that requires no skill.
By Missie
Deal Or No Deal
A show on NBC. It's known for its very over zealous host, Howie Mandel, and its even more over the top contestants. Most of which have some gimmick to offer on the show because that is the only way that NBC can get ratings these days. *sigh*. NBC used to have quality shows like ER, but they have turned into crap shows because NBC is more interested in the Apprentice and any other reality show they can get their hands on. Deal or no Deal has a good idea, but unfourtanately for us viewers it is on NBC.

Howeie Mandel: The Banker has just offered $100,000,000,000,000, deal or no deal?

Contestant: Um? Can I use one of my lifelines?

Howie Mandel: No dipshit! We'll be right back after some cheap advertising from NBC!
By Mireille
Deal Or No Deal
What you say to a prostitute who changed her price mid-fuck.

Man: "Bitch, I'll give you $20...Deal or No Deal?"

Whore: "Deal!"
By Deidre
Deal Or No Deal
When men see a female, there is a small tussle inside the man's mind. He tries to decide whether he would take part in sexual intercourse with her or not. When he decides, he yells "DEAL" if he would like to have sex with her, or "NO DEAL" if he does not. All his male friends should hear so they can view and give their own comments on the girl.

CLASSIC DEAL OR NO DEAL

Guy 1 - "There's Carmen Electra! DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "DEAL!"
Guy 3 - "DEAL!"

Guy 1 - "But oh no, here comes Amy Winehouse! NO DEAL!"
Guy 2 - "NO DEAL"
Guy 3 - "DEAL"
Guy 1 and 2 "What the fuck?!?!??!"
By Jackie