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Dean
a cute kid, usually short in stature. he uses sarcasm way to much and cannot stay serious for more than an hour maximum. usually funny, but over the years looses their fo'shizzle as maturity starts to overcome them. has dance moves, way way to cool for the d floor and probably should not bring them out into public. even though sometimes, he can be a bit nasty with his sarcasm and shit jokes, that you dont no if there serious or not, a dean is an amazing person, who any girl would be lucky be with because dean is one of the sweetest guys you could meet and one that youd be stupid to let go off.

girl 1: look at that kid skating, he looks cute
girl 2: oh yeah, thats dean, of course hed look cute ;)
By Alecia
Dean
dean is the type of person to deal out math homework like no one ever has. he stands and walks as if he were superior to everyone around him, but we don't complain (because he's fucking god on earth). dean's smile lights up the darkest of rooms, and his homework always puts answers on other student's papers. dean is not only an outstanding student, but also maintains a HUGE penis to slap down any man coming his way. his balls are made of steel, and he can conquer any task given. we ALL love dean. no excuses. (he may also own a meme account).

"did you see dean over there?"

"yeah, tell him to send the math homework"
By Ranna
Dean
hood nigga

damn dean is a hood nigga.
By Marquita
Dean
(noun or verb) Term used for someone with a Midas Touch, e.g. to be able "to make 50 cents a dollar." See also "Goobie."

"He won the lottery on his very first ticket? What a dean!" "He was dealt another winning hand, he's really deaning us." 'We totally got deaned."
By Myrna
Dean
One of the best guitar manufacturers in the world. Some of their main customer/ex-customers are Dimebag Darrel and Michael Angelo Batio. They make amazing double neck and quad guitars.

Dude: oh dude you seen the quad guitar dean designed for Michael Angelo???
By Angelia
Dean
A friend of yours who thinks he's superior to everyone, but has many inadequacies.

"I just programmed Netscape in Perl! Bow to me, people."
"Aaah, Zac, yer such a dean!"
By Sydel
Dean
Noun: a dean; the male genitalia, namely the dong.
Verb: to dean; to hit someone hard with your dean.
Adjective: dean; dean-like.

Variations: robo-dean, deanslayer

Get your dean out of my face!
If you do that again i'll dean you.
You're so dean.
By Saba
Dean
to dean is to be
1: a martial arts god
2: vicious towards annoying people
3: known for hurting people and being friends with the unticus.

1) aaron: wow look at that guy he is such dean
steve: yeah he is pretty godly with his fighting
2) (aaron walks into a dean purposely)
aaron: sorry i didn't see you there....
(aaron wakes up in hospital, his skull is very badly caved in)
3) steve: hey aaron is that guy over there a dean?
aaron: yes i think so, he is friends with that unticus, hi dean!!
dean: hi....

dean: hey unticus, should we hurt aaron???
Unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt!
(dean walks up behind aaron, roundhouse kicks him to the back of the head, aaron is dazed..... unticus walks up to aaron and begins to decapitate him while aaron screams)
aaron: argh!!!!
unticus: unt! unt! unt! unt
By Twila
Dean
A "dean" is someone or something that is lame or whack. You can also use "deaner" or "on dean".

This party is dean lets skirt.
That kid is such a deaner.
You are so on dean.
By Casie
Dean
Dean, a handsome, caring, lit man. He cares about every one in his life and loves his job. He works very hard every day to provide for his loved ones.

Women: wow Dean is such an awesome person.
By Maurise