Define Decision Meaning

The Decision
An hour-long waste of time in which Lebron James and his ego announced on ESPN that he was taking his talents to South Beach and joining the Miami Heat.

After the Decision, he teamed up with Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade for the world's biggest circle-jerk in history.

I wanted to watch SportsCenter for highlights of the baseball game, but they did nothing but talk about The Decision all day.
By Bernie
Decisive
to be sure of a direction and to take it!

Mary is very decisive and always knows where she's going and what she'll do!
By Beatrice
Decision
Something that women have a hard time reaching.

Woman 1: I don't know about that.

Woman 2: Well, since it's your decision, make it!

Woman 1: Why?

Woman 2: I don't know. It feels right.

Woman 1: Are you sure about that?

Woman 2: Maybe.

Woman 1: Let's go to the mall.

Woman 2: Okay!
By Stormy
Decisions
When you have to fart a decision has to be made. This term stemmed from an all nighter in SF when my friend Melissa had bad gas and said she couldn't help it. I then explained my theory on how a decision must be made. So, if you have to fart you say: I have a decision to make.

a. I need to make a decision.

b. Ewe take your decisions over there!!
By Merci
Decision
The best fuckin independant rapper on youtube,fuckin amazing flow,and he cant even be touched in a diss battle,check out his channel if y'all dont believe me,DeciMusic on youtube check it.He's also got an album out called One Halfa TP

Cool guy1:"Yo have you heard of decision?

Cool guy2:Ya the youtube rapper right,that guy is amazing!"

Faggoty crykoda/xylon fan boy:"wtfz Decision sux b4allz"

Cool guy 1 & 2 precced to ebat th shit outta fag boy
By Hesther
Decisions
what you aren't good at.

"Have you made a choice?"
"I'm going to follow my dream as an exotic dancer."
"Decisions."
By Latisha
Decisioning
the process of deciding on the correct course of action i.e a decisioning tool or utility would decide the best route to follow given a number of options.

sat nav could be defined as a decisioning tool as it decides on the best route to take to get to a destination.
By Wilona
Decision Lane
The vaguely-triangular strip of road separating a highway exit from the actual off-ramp. So named because drivers will use the space to stop and make decisions, merge through to the off-ramp after making split-second decisions, and/or crash into water-filled barrels or exit signs contained therein after failing to properly make a decision.

(To a passenger) Did you see that guy cut through the decision lane?
(To another driver) Nice use of the decision lane, idiot!
(Relating a story) Ted really needed to stop, so he parked in the decision lane.
(Relating directions) You can merge off the ramp that's next to the decision lane without any barrels.
By Pippa
Cupcake Decision
Similar to Cocaine Decision an irrationally optimistic impulsive decision to start a vintage or retro small business, with no idea of who will actually pay good money for the flowery-heart-craft-thing, wavy hair or indeed cupcake, that is proposed.

"It's on handmade paper with natural dyes and each one takes 2 hours of my time so I think fifteen pounds for a birthday card is fair, right?"

"I love the whole retro look and at least 2 of my friends bought some off me so everyone will..."

"Have you thought that through? sounds like a cupcake decision to me..."
By Teressa
Decision Stream
Decision stream - a statistic-based supervised learning technique that generates a deep directed acyclic graph of decision rules to solve classification and regression tasks

By increasing the number of samples in each node and reducing the tree width, the Decision stream preserves statistically representative data and allows extremely deep graph architecture that can consist of hundreds of levels.
By Maressa