Define Deer Meaning

Deer
a deer is a mammal that primarily lives in north america. they mainly eat sasquatch and aliens. 97% of the deer population is suicidal. their favourite way of suicide to to hop in front of cars. Every July 5th the remaining population get together and drink until they cant stand.

Jill, stop. the deer is already dead.
No! he's just drunk.
By Amelita
Deer
It is a animal that has horns on its head. It makes no noise and likes to run infront of cars.

Hunny, Watch out for the...Deer!
By Jessa
Deer
a deer is a stupid animal that makes no noise and jumps in cars alot (beware the deer's brain shut off after a hour of thinking like a normal animal)

Shut up you deer!
By Rosemonde
Deer
when something happens to someone to make them feel like a deer in headlights;to screw someone over

did you eat the last piece of pizza?
ya dude.
bruh, you deered me.
By Camellia
Deer
A very plastic busty female in heels so high that she totters, almost falling over. Commonly also has bleach blond hair and lipo waist. South Beach, man.

Look! Two deer in bikinis are coming this way!
By Roslyn
Deer
The only animal in Command and Conquer game. It moves like a deer (or dancing deer), really sucks and it is the most OP commando among all 3 factions. Can take any structures or enemy units. Although it looks like an animal, it can be "REPAIRED" in the war factory :P

Omg this deer really sucks, 2 sniper squads didn't kill this op motherfucker, ay my goooosh
By Morgen
Deer

Dude 1:Hey dude did you get the deer?

Dude 2:Yeah why?
Dude 1:Cause i'm ready to roast that shit up nigga!
Dude 2:Word nigga!
By Anya
Deer
a yellowish bob-tail cat that bleeds on dictionaries.
pulls his toe-nails off, and licks its self until hair is gone.has no manners & enjoys salads.
jumps over beads.

By Henka
The Deer
"The deer" represents a person that is being brutalized in either; verbal, sexual or physical form. Quite often Neuad has been known to be "the deer"

"The Deer" is always attacked by the Wolfpack

Before Ms.Evil knew it, the wolfpack had descended upon her. When they were done, she was clearly "The Deer"

Link to graphic example;
http://www.sudonym.net/images/Sketches/Wolfpack.jpg
By Georgine
Deer
An attractive young male in his early 20s and the main food source of a cougar.

Holy fucking shit, there is a luscious deer here in a beater, ripe for the kill.
By Gracia