A technique used by the indigenous peoples of
central Florida, especially the
Gainesville area, to restart the heart. This is accomplished by wearing
jorts and mesh tank top and sticking a finger in the anus of the afflicted.
After a particularly intense three days eating raccoon
jerky and masturbating to
Richard Simmons VHS tapes Johnny had a heart attack. Thankfully Mike was there to save him with a well timed Gainesville defibrillator.