Define Defining Meaning

Define Define
The one thing you'll never be able to define

Dude 1: Yo, can you Define Define

Dude 2: How the hell am I supposed to do that?
By Ciel
Define
What Urban Dictionary doesn't do.

Jim: Don't worry I looked up on Urban Dictionary
Joe: Urban Dictionary doesn't define anything
By Kacy
Definately
Idiot-speak for "definitely". One of the most common moronic misspellings found on the internet.

The new Backstreet Boys CD is, like, definately the best thing ever.
By Ree
Definate

The way to spell "definite" is DEFINITE.
There's no "A" in it! Dammit!
And, while I'm on the subject, there is no "A" in "excellent"!
By Orelia
Definator
A Definator is someone who defines words for a living. Unlike me definators get paid to define words.

"With my pistol I define the definition of pain" - 50 Cent

Therefore his pistol would be a definator
By Gnni
Definability
The ability to quickly and accurately read an environment, a situation or a person.

My definability tells me that Juan is manipulating his team in order to make himself look good.
By Alfy
Define

I just defined define correctly!
By Marthe
Defining
The present participle of define, when someone is explaining the meaning of something.

Person 1: Where is Will?

Person 2: He's busy defining words on Urban Dictionary.
By Sarene
Define It
A useless feature on Urban Dictionary because you'll never have your definitions published, no matter how vulgar, informative, or accurate it may be.

Person 1: I wanted to define it but Urban Dictionary didn't take it.
Person 2: Man that sucks, that feature is useless.
By Ernaline
Definately
The word many people use to spell 'definitely' until they suddenly realise they've been spelling it the wrong way.

Woah, I've been spelling it wrong all my life! That's definitely whack!
By Idaline