a strange little man who enjoys sitting on sharp random objects,like tubes and rocks.tends to date bimbos but secretly enjoys austins.
oh you're just a denis.you're going out with that bimbo but u know u want that austin.
By Stoddard
Denis
A homosexual guy. Normally very skinny guy, who loves to drink cola and eat hamburgers in enormous amounts.Normally all he does all day is eating fast food.
wow he eats like denis. He had consumed about five hamburgers, two bottles of cola and still is hungry.
A hot guy that everyone, especially preteen/teen girls, go after. Prone to being called ‘daddy’ by the people who go after him.
Girl 1: Denis is so sexy and hot!
Girl 2: I know right!
Girl 1: I want him to choke me and make me call him ‘daddy’
Girl 2: That would be nice
Girl 1: It would