Define Desk Meaning

Desk
stable surface used for tasks at hand, including sexual acts

if you were my homework i'd be doing you on my desk
By Arda
Desk
genral term used when someone does/ says something REALLY REALLY stupid.

guy1: I got a tattoo last night

guy2: Of what ?

guy1: I was really drunk so I got one of Minnie Mouse

guy2: OMFG you DESK!!!

guy1: I know...
By Ollie
Desk
A place where most students sleep when they have to getup at the ass crack of dawn everyday to go to school.

I just slept for 2 hours at that desk over there in english class
By Karylin
Desk
A chair-like structure that can be sat on or workarea.

I sat on my desk and "shot the bull"
By Van
Desk
a nice, stable, flat surface used for sex

Let's use the desk this time!!
By Corabel
Desking
Performance of the sexual act on a desk, generally in a corporate office environment. Possibly an attempt by a junior member of staff to enhance career prospects. Often results from a mid-life crisis on the part of more senior management. Note - likely to end in career termination if caught.

Jim : That Elena in the office over there looks a dirty little minx.

Dan : Yeah .... she needs a good desking.
By Tish
Desking
When a man gets an erection then rubs it with the underside of a desk

Matthew enjoys extreme desking in science class
By Georgena
Desk
A challenging game involving commonly used stationery, cutlery, crockery, point-of-sale material, or anything else found on or around desks. Extreme desk can involve items found elsewhere in the office, which allow you to carry out a desk based move.

By Sharon
Desk
Office furniture with a series of storage compartments (drawers) under a large flat surface that is covered with papery things, phones, computer monitors, etc, to hide tell-tale signs of super-mensal copulation.

Confucius say: Secretary not part of office furniture, unless screwed on desk
By Kessia
Desking
When a man gets an erection then rubs it on the lower side of a desk then when it's gets soft he pushes the TOP of the penis down on the desk until he produces an orgasm

Hey have you heard about jake he was desking in class and then he kept moaning Yes when he produced the orgasm
By Carlene