Define Desktop Meaning

Desktop
(v.) To (abusively) alter someone's PC wallpaper settings.

What's this? Horse porn as my wallpaper? Egads, I've been desktopped!
By Kessiah
Desktop
To be as neutral as possible in the office. As in PC. Usually to the point of android precision. An attempt to obliterate racial/sexual/religeous offence from company activity.


After the allegations of sexism, the company went totally desktop. All the pink and blue keytags have been replaced by yellow, payroll has dropped titles from the salary records and all incoming and outgoing mail is screened for possible offensive content.
By Jorrie
Desktop

Sal and his friends didnt have the money to afford a laptop so they settled on an old desktop. Of course given by charity.

Dude, this desktop's awesome, awww, too bad i couldn't afford a laptop.

I own multiple desktops and laptops, you own desktops, that must suck.
By Becky
Desktopable
When spotting a picture perfect image, whether it be moonlight on a lake, or whatever you think would make a good image as a background setting on your desktop (Computer).

Man, that stop sign looks like it's in the middle of the woods! That's totally desktopable!
By Halley
Desktoped
When your desktop freezes while watching porn, causing you to quickly yank out the power cord.

Getting caught with the power cord in hand and pants down.

He got desktoped earlier by his parents. He had the computer cord in one hand and his boner in the other.
By Brittni
Desktop
(v.) When a laptop becomes dependent on its power source.

God damn! I can't go anywhere without my power cord. My laptop has totally desktopped.
By Carmelle
Surfing The Desktop
To look at or browse your desktop files and documents when your internet is down, while either waiting for your internet connection to be restored or if you're just bored.

The internet has been down all day, I've been surfing the desktop in the meantime. I even found some videos I forgot I had downloaded.
By Eugine
Desktop Popup
Condition whereby male sits at desk trying to hide a huge erection

He received a text from his girlfriend reminiscing about the amazing sex they had had the previous evening which resulted in an awkward 'desktop popup' erection.
By Lilyan
Desktop Hoarder
Adjective: someone who leaves all their frequently used files on their computer desktop. This defeats the purpose of a background wallpaper and results in making you even less organized.

ex:

Jeff: hey Steve, what's your desktop background?

Steve: what background?

Jeff: dude, you can't even see it because your a desktop hoarder!

Steve: Dang! where did I put that file!?
By Kirbie
Desktop Fairy
someone in a chatroom/anyone online/on your desktop othat says all the right things.

iheartpopmusic:your voice
desktop_fairy: is the soundtrack of my summer
iheartpopmusic: you are my desktop fairy! do you like oreos dipped in peanut butter?
desktop_fairy: OMG yess! You are my desktop fairy too! You make majical things happen!
iheartpopmusic: you spelled magical wrongly. but i didn't know how to spell it eather, before!!!
By Lesli