Define Diagonal Meaning

Diagonal
to be high on marijuana aka pot, reefer, gange, etc

Dude, i got fucking diagonal last night
By Ardella
Diagonal
When double dating, the person you are not directly involved with.

I dunno whether to say she's my girl's friend, or my friend's girl. She's my diagonal.
By Benny
Diagonalize
to cross two or more intersecting streets in one direct nonstop path while avoiding contact with all intermediate corners.
See hypotenuse-tionanal-ize.

"There is no traffic in any direction at this intersection, it is appropriate to diagonalize" yelled Jane to her friend on the far corner.
By Amelita
Diagonaling
A sexual act. The man and woman are in what would appear to be missionary position, but their heads are rotated around 45 degrees with the axis at their genital connection.

Aw, man, I tried diagonaling with Alice last night. It was an amazing sensation.
By Saudra
Diagonic
A massive egotistical retard that acts like he's better than everyone because he cheats in mega walls acting like a gang member skrt skrt and pisses of zed and simplymineman, also subscribe to saika

Hey did you hear diagonic got kicked off the hospital entrance discord

No wonder lmao he deserves to die
By Kameko
Diagonal
To be retarded, stupid, bad
Kinda like “wack” or “ass”
Usually used with “fucking” in front

Yo dipshit stop being so fucking diagonal
This new album is fucking diagonal dude
By Estrellita
Weiskirch Diagonal
A line on a graph representing the amount of times a person talks about his/her abs, his/her dad, workouts, coupons, or politics compared to the total amount of talking they do. The slope of an average person is about 0.001, while the Weiskirch diagonal has a slope of around 0.83. Any person who exceeds the slope of the Weiskirch Diagonal should be put in a mental hospital and should also be forced to eat only stale bread for the rest of their lives.

Will: Man, that guy at the gym really knew his coupons.
Jim: Did he talk about them a lot?
Will: Yeah. He and his dad both crossed the Weiskirch Diagonal.
Jim: I hope they like stale bread.
By Amalita
Getting Diagonal
When you have the whole bed to yourself and you take full advantage.

"Robs working all nite, looks like I'm getting diagonal!"
By Sharl
Swag Diagonal
Someone who is beyond cool, even beyond swag up!

J-cookie "hey! Justin bieber is pretty swag diagonal huh?!?!"
Seven "Are you kidding me brehh???"
By Sherye
Diagonal Sex
Also called "the Diagonal," is a sexual position in which the woman lays down facing up and the man lays diagonally over here, while inserting his penis into her their bodies froming the letter "X."

"Lets spice it up tonight, do you want to try Diagonal sex?"

1. "Hey hubby, wanna try this new sexual position tonight, that I read in a popular women's article? 2. "Yeah what's the name of it?"
1. "The Diagonal!"
2. "That sounds oddly arrousing!"
By Mozelle