Define Dick In Hand Meaning

Metaphorical (and/or literal) penises in place of hands.

Like cash-in-hand, you are paid with sexual favors, rather than money.

The state which men enter when they are horny and all the blood in thier body surges to thier member which renders men certifiably stupid. Inevitably allowing them to make regretable decisions due to the lack of blood flow to the brain (crainium not member!)

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

A girl with really soft hands and knows how to massage your dick well.

A description of an individual who neglects to wash their hands after using the restroom. When refering to a specific individual, it becomes Dick Kands.

Shaking hands or touching someone after using the restroom and not washing your hands. Can be used in a prank or redemption situation.

Corporate franchise employee(s) responsible for preparing food and drink for the general public regardless of the fact that said employee may have a phallic protrusion growing on their hand(s). Also note this condition may be worsened by the growth coming into contact with (or being used to stir) hot beverages. It should also be noted that although not required, the "Dick Hand" in question is not required to be covered by food safe latex gloves - but indefinitely should be. See also "Sticky Bag".

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.