Define Dick Size Meaning

Dick Size
I shouldn't really have to define this but the other definitions were trash.
The average dick size is 4 inches (Not ten inches...) and the average girl only feels 4 inches, so if you're 29 inches, all you're doing is hurting her so no, the bigger does not = the better. I'm not entirely sure since no one has ever defined this but dick size is normally when non-erect. However some girls and guys measure when erect. To know how big someone gets when erect is normally the same, varying about half an inch or so. 2 inched non-erect = 3 inches erect. 3 inches non-erect = 5 inches erect. The pattern if you can't see is you take half and if you can't half that then you just round it (1.414 is half of two so rounded it's 1) Hope this explains things.

Joe: Man I'm so huge! I'm 11 inches!
Mick: I'm 7 inches.
Joe: AHAHAHAHA I'm so much bigger than you!
Mick: On or off?
Joe: On dumbass!
Mick: Well I'm off, so go fuck yourself.
Joe: ...Shut up!
Jenna: I like Dennis since he's 5 inches in dick size and it doesn't fucking kill me inside.
By Sylvia
Diluc's Dick Size
something very very tall/ big.

oh that guy is really tall!
he's diluc's dick size tall! WHOA!
By Malinda
Dick Size Chart
Let’s keep this Real and Simple:

4 inches and Less-Small as Fuck (laughable)
5-6 inches- Average Size
7 inches-Above Average (some will call this the perfect size)
8 inches- Big Dick
9 inches and Above-Too Big to fuck

Take a outta a ruler or tape measure, and I’ll get the Dick Size Chart to see where you stand
By Ricca
Jacobs Dick Size

"You got what's called a Jacobs dick size!"
By Addie
Gavens Dick Size
Massively huge penis. Enormously engorged penis.

"Bro, You got a gavens dick size"
By Karita
Dick-size War
a huge fight involving lots of testosterone and large amounts of violence

There's a dick-size war over the managerial position
By Pam
Percy Dick Size
Percy dick size means to have a good sized penis and thus having percy dick size.

"yo dude, I wander if Aly has a problem with his dick dude?"
"Naw man, he just got percy dick size"
By Gratiana
The House Rule Of Dick Sizes
When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart

Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
By Gennie
Jeff-size Dick

Jeff tried to jerk off his dick but he cant because he has a jeff-size dick
By Elna
Nelson Dick Size
Nelson’s dick is a mega monster .
Size 20 inch

How was Nelson last night: person 1
It was great : person 2
Nelson dick size :

is a mega monster
By Sheila