A “miniature submarine” that is more like a giant dildo. A “generous” man named
Elongated Musket sent one to the
Tham Laung caves in Thailand to rescue the trapped football team, but it was a fucking giant dildo so the rescue team was like “nah fuck that shit” and told
the musk to gtfo.
“
Ay man, you heard about
Elongated Musket’s
submarine?”
“You mean that fucking dildo sub?”