1. All-you-can-eat fried food extravaganza (at
Messiah College) with a few popular staples. Namely, Falcon-Fil-A,
Chicken Cordon Bleu, and
popcorn chicken. Oh, and if you don’t like fried chicken, you’re in luck. We have fried fish that tastes just like it.
2. The place where poor college students from Messiah go because they can’t afford to eat at the Falcon or Union.
3. The Community Cafeteria.
Student1: Did you go to Lottie Nelson Dining Hall this morning?
Student2: No, why?
Student1: Man did I have to take a
sh*t after breakfast.
Student2: Yeah, that
Egg McFalcon always makes me
cream my jeans.