Define Directioner Meaning

Directioner
A person, usually a teenage girl who is obsessed with the British boy band, One Direction. They often go on Tumblr for hours a day reposting .gifs about the band and stick true to them no matter what. They're super biased toward One Direction.

They will go after you if you insult their band, and thus you are labeled a "Directionator", a fan who’s just discovered the band. If you can’t name all the band members or spell their names correctly, you’re a Directionator. If you think that Louis really likes women who like carrots, or if you somehow think that Liam likes spoons, then you are a Directionator.

Typical Directioner:

How many likes? OMG IT'S A NEW PIC OF ZAYN! OMG I'm totally gonna reshare this photo of Liam on Tumblr OMG I'm gonna curl my hair because Harry's hair is curly.

*types* OMG 1D ashjfdhjfvashjkdfbhjsdavkjhdsvjhfslhfoyukehjsavdhjghaldskjfsgahfjslfhs;aflasjd;lfaeusi
By Michell
Directioner
one direction fans till the end (there is no end) ∞
the deadliest fandom of ALL

A directioner would say:
"I love this album more than I love myself! (referring to Up All Night)"
By Addi
Directioner
They don't even need a definition. They're like illuminati. Say something about them and they'll come after you with a fucking knife. They love five singing idiots, so you don't even have to point out they're stupid. They waste their lives using the JHLEGYDH language, crying over shirtless pictures of their husbands, and losing ovaries. Directioners have feels that you can't even imagine. These girls, or guys, would use every last penny they own to buy a doorknob that Harry touched. They struggle and cry over simple things such as deciding who's name to write last. Oh, and don't EVER confuse a directioner for a directionator. EVER. Good bye peasant.

If you still wear stripes and think it's funny, you aren't a directioner.
By Wallis
Directioner
the people who have been with One Directioner from the beginning. the ones who know their first song was Torn at the judges house, not WMYB on the radio. The ones who refuse to use spoons and live big red buses. Whenever we see a pigeon we scream KEVIN. the ones who protest with jimmy. the ones that cant wait for thee larry stylnison wedding. the ones who support there gayness with each other. we are the ones who love them for their sexual behavior and actions and not just their looks. the ones who supported the before they appeared on nick and the radio. the ones who worship becky sales for running on stage. the ones who have been in this fandom thorugh the bra throwing , the tapon throwing, ballet dance moves, irish jigs, video diaries and more.

girl: Ive loved one direction since the x factor
girl 2: damn you must be a hard core directioner.
By Casi
Directioner
the coolest people your ever likely to meet, the WILL run the world one day and are extremely dedicated for life to the amazing British-Irish boy band One Direction. Most directioners come from Tumblr where the fan base is strongest. Most people with tumblr also have a twitter and there are also people who just have twitter. Directioners have been the victims of hate campaign such as the twitter trend #hitdirectionerswithashovelday, which is unessisary since Directioners run twitter. On the 24th of December 2011 (which is member Louis Tomlinsons birthday) directioners filled the whole world wide trending tweets box.

Directioners are to One Direction like Beleibers are to Justin
By Enriqueta
Directioner
A person dedicated to the boy band thing 'One Direction'. Most likely annoyingly obsessed.

Directioners: omfg thEY'RE SO HAWT2!!!1!!!1one!!
Us: no go away
By Genna
Directioner
this crazy ass fangirl that is obsessed about 5 fags together in a "band" named one direction

directoner: "OmGeee eets wOn erection!!!111!"
me: "calm yo tits"
directioner: "wat chu sai mi wuz reeding wOn erection fan feek!!!1'
By Lyndy
Directioners
the worlds craziest, scariest, most-dramatic yet dedicated fandom that has ever walked planet earth. “directioners” would die for the 1d members, and will basically do absolutely ANYTHING to make sure they rise to number #1 on the charts every time a new album/song is released. Directioners have fully devoted theirs lives and souls to one direction, but have no regret in doing so at all.

“hey, that girls pretty cute

“true, but watch out, she’s a directioner

“directioners fully devote all of their time and effort to these group of boys”
By Augustine
Directioner
Smart, crazy, FBI hacking, badass, bitches that are verified One Direction fans and that can and will take you down if you fuck with them or the band.

Other Fandom: "Don't fuck with Directioner their crazy."
By Caye
Directioners
The only fandom that can hack into security cameras, leak albums, find ultrasound pictures, blood types, penis sizes...

But yet we can't order at McDonalds without fucking up and stuttering the whole time.

Directioners talking about One Direction:

Niall's blood type is A,
Louis was born at 1:47 PM on December 24, 1991,
Liam's penis size is 10.2 inches
Zayn was 8 pounds when he was born
Harry's blood type is B

Ordering at McDonalds:

Cashier: What would you like today?
Directioner: Y-y-es um I would like a um m-m-medium n-number s-s-even p-please?

*Gets Meal*

Directioners: DAMMIT! I WANTED A LARGE!
By Aleda