1)
Person 1: "then I totally drank the whole lot without him knowing and pretended to replace it with another bottle I'd actually stolen from him that same day"
Person 2: ".... you're dirt"
2)
Person 1: "Dude, you're in
my seat!"
Person 2: "
Three second rule, man"
Person 1: "Lame, you totally
dirted me"