A dirty float is when you have had a bowel movement that has
embedded air particles so it floats. The water around it turns a
brownish green color(Warning: The color may vary due to the color of the fecal matter), and the fecal matter is still floating on the surface.
hint. Easily produced when eating
radishes.
Man 1: Man, I ate so many
radishes last night.
Man 2:
Oh ya?
Man 1: Ya I feel bad though, I went to
Jodi's house later on and let go a huge dirty float in her bathroom, Cruise boat styles.
Man 2: Oh ya?
Man 1:Ya.