Define Discreet Meaning

Discreet
A word gay/bi men use to describe themselves in a cool way that they are closet cases and have no intention of coming out soon. This allows them to maintain perceived heterosexual privilege while engaging in their true sexual desires.

"Are you out?"
"No, I'm totally discreet man. I got a girl...she can't know about this."
"Ah, ok I guess I'll keep looking."
"Not into flamers anyway."
"Who says I'm a flamer just because I'm out?"
"Most are."
"Stereotype. You should really come out man."
By Jocelyne
Discreet
Discreet is a term used by gay men in online profiles, usually along with the phrase "can't host." These words can often be used interchangeably, but using them together is a definite sign of an insecure douche. Discreet and "can't host" usually mean one of the following:
a). My boyfriend doesn't know I am cheating on him.
b). My girlfriend/wife doesn't know I like to have sex with men.
c). I'm embarrassed of who I am, and I don't want my neighbors to find out I'm gay.

"Looking for NSA fun. Discreet only. Can't host."

"We can meet for sex, but you have to be discreet. If you see me in public, walk on the other side of the street."

"I'm a very private person, so when we meet for sex we have to be discreet. You'll have to sneak in through the basement at 4PM and leave before 5PM."
By Jaimie
Discreet
Adjective describing a sexual encounter, with the intent of keeping said encounter a secret. Often used by married men when soliciting sexual activities from women other than their wives.

Joe wanted to cheat on his wife, so he asked a girl on the internet if she was interested in something discreet.
By Andie
Discreet
A delicate issue (mostly emotional )that need to be approached with care and great consideration...

Abdullah discreetly told to Leeroy that his dog was ran over...
By Halli
Discreet

"So I's walkin' down DISCREET when ... Niggacadabra !! A whole book of gift coupons from Popeye's just fell from the skies right be fo my eyes!"
By Quintilla
Discreetion
Noun - When a person attempts to be discreet but accidentaly leaves a trace of 'something' (usually a bodily solid, liquid or gas) behind.

1. "That hot girl in the mini left that brown discreetion on your couch!"

2. "I know I inturupted my boss while he was masturbating. I shook his hand and there were discreetions..."
By Darice
Discreet Mathematics
Discreet mathematics refers to the subtle study of mathematics. Discreet mathematics is characterised by furtive looks in maths textbooks disguised as pr0n and by secret maths lectures held in abandoned warehouses at midnight.

The origins of discreet mathematics can be traced to the 19th century, where young women interested in the mathematical and scientific subjects were unable to openly pursue such studies. Instead, they disguised their math textbooks as lifestyle magazines, and talked about mathematics in a secret code, called Polari.

This became unnecessary due to the total abolition of any form of sexism at all in 1964 by the Ghost of President Kennedy.

Discreet mathematics > pr0n
By Iseabal
Discreet Graphics
A white ass way of saying dedicated graphics card

NOT INTEGRATED, NOT ONBOARD

Nice new laptop Tyrone!

"Thanks chance, it has a discreet graphics GeForce card installed"
By Lillian
Yeeter Discreeter
A yeeter discreeter is what is known as a silencer

Gang banger fag 1: won't that gat be loud

Gang banger fag 2: nah, I put a yeeter discreeter on it
By Jilleen
Discreet Creeping
The art of snapping embarrasing photos of rank sluts and weirdos without them knowing.

Jenna: My thong is hanging out and i'm a slut! I hope no one will practice discreet creeping on me!
By Jenica