1. The most vile and
unacceptable chore known to all people still living at home with their parents.
2. A chore that is required by most parents for their children so that they may earn a lousy
allowance.
3. Something that needs to be clean so that one may eat.
1. I fucking hate the dishes!
2. Parent: Do the damn dishes!
Child: But I don't want to!
Parent: Do them or you won't get
your three cents
allowance!
Child: FUCK YOU!
3. Child: I'm hungry but there's no clean dishes to eat with.
Parent: Then clean them!
Child:
GOD DAMNIT I SAID FUCK YOU!