Define Dishwasher Meaning

Dishwasher
an "insult" used by pick me girls and men of lower iq than the average. It's supposed to hurt girls for like, doing pretty much anything, and when you complain about it, they say it's DaRk HuMoR. of course, these people can't make you laugh even if you paid them. the comebacks for it are few and not powerful, but you don't even need one because these people just dig their own comedic hole the time they say it. anyway, a lot of people answer with "ok wallet" or "kill all men 2020", the last one is great because it offends them. after using it, you're supposed to hit them with the BUT IT'S DARK HUMOR SNOWFLAKE YOU CAN'T TAKE A JOKE

"ok but why is my dishwasher talking"
"i know you're asking me to stop disrespecting you but shut up dishwasher"
By Elysia
Dishwasher
a person handing out sexsim like books in class, thinking he/she is a bigman.

stop being such a dishwasher grow up kyle
By Tybi
Dishwasher
something that virgins call women bc they’re mad they don’t get pussy

kayla: i don’t want to have sex with you because you’re unpleasant
brad: whatever dishwasher make me a sandwich
By Jacklyn
Dishwasher

my dishwasher stopped working so i beat her
By Caprice
Dishwasher
a machine in your kitchen that eats leftovers and gunk off your dinner plates so that you don't have to

Don't rinse them, just put them in the dishwasher.

You don't need to eat it, the dishwasher will eat it for you
By Raf
Dishwasher
v. To wash object, perhaps not a kitchen item, in a machine made for washing dishes.

Sometimes I dishwasher my fish tank to clean it out thoroughly. Fish tanks aren't ordinarily dishwashered. I learned the hard way that fish don't survive dishwashering.
By Nicolea
Dishwasher
One who's full of potential but fucks up as in the movie "The Dragon"

"You can go to school or take out that chinese ho cause I always need a good dishwasher" The chinese lady talking to Bruce Lee
By Cris
Dishwasher
1. Something of which you wash your dishes in.

2. Someone who acts arrogant on a forum disregarding how much c0ck he blows.

1. Man, wish I could afford a dishwasher; that way I won't have to wash the dishes by hand.

2. man, that dishwasher cunt got lolrolleddd.~~~~~~~~
By Evania
Dishwasher
When the pubic hair on your testis gets outrageously long so you acquire a female to lay down and open her mouth. You then insert soap into her mouth and let her swish it around. When she opens her mouth you insert your balls into the loading zone and she bites the hair off your balls to finish the "washing" process.

Wow my balls are so hairy, time for Monica to wash my dishes in the dishwasher.
By Moria
Dishwasher
A completely useless kitchen appliance that fails to perform its sole function.

Billy, make sure you remember to clean the dishes before putting them in the dishwasher!
By Lottie