Define Dispenser Meaning

A machine that dispenses stuff (duh). Also known as the Dispense-O-Matic 9000 Provisions Dispenser in Team Fortress 2, it's a machine that has the mystical ability to create ammo out of nowhere and give it to teammates. And it heals. Though minus the ability to make you bulletproof.

Comes in 3 Levels. When fully upgraded, it's a Medic that gives you ammo.

When used effectively, the Dispenser plays a very important role in the game, as it can provide (almost) endless amounts of health and ammo to teammates, therefore it is often being used to establish a camp halfway through the base. However, it is prone to damage from fire, rockets, bombs, arrows, melee weapons, sappers, and (most of the time) BOOLIT.

It also blocks friendly Sentry Guns, so watch out where you're placing it.

A really lame term used by some little children to describe a women's breasts.

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

A machine commonly found in restrooms which (according to its pictographs) is a dispenser of delicious cooked pork product. Unfortunately, a working model has never been encountered, as when the button is pressed, the machine only emits hot air out of what should be the bacon spout.

n. derisive term for a human being. all humans release methane when they fart, therefore they are methane dispensers. get it? a farter. person. dude or dudette. breeder.

The Optometrists bitches

first defined by Nimtard Ali

the act of dispensing used douches excessively (a.k.a. total faggot, likes penis)

When a male is either willingly or unwillingly used for no other purpose other than to orgasm repeatedly, in order to produce semen. The semen is then used for any number of purposes, often consumption. The practice can go for any amount of time, and the individual may be forced to cum over and over again throughout the time period.

The act of putting a hot dog in your mouth, then pushing it into your partners vagina. Then when it is being pushed out eat it

When a female stores fish into her vaginal canal and then goes to a public water facility to birth them so all can see. This term comes from the Spanish word "pez" which means fish and then the English word "dispenser" which means "one that dispenses or gives out."