Distinguished

What Paul uses instead of OLD.

Paul, your grey beard makes you look OLD dude!

Paul: No, man. It makes me look DISTINGUISHED.

By Josey

Distinguish

to discern; to detect with the eyes or with the other sences.

I could not quite distinguish her face in the poorly-lit room, so I was not sure who she was.

By Annabela

Distinguished

attractive, sexy older male worth of pussy.

Whoa, my date last nite was totally distinguished even though he lives in the raisin ranch.

By Kira

Distinguishment

the active tense of distinguishing between persons, places, or things

Joey's distinguishment of reality and dreams has disintegrated.

By Ceciley

Distinguished Visitors

The two male participants in a double vaginal penetration.

She couldn't wait to spend the evening with her two distinguished visitors.

By Merna

Distinguished Gentlemen

Not a gentle man, "DG's" are in fact flaming homos.

That distinguished gentlemen looks like his ass is sore and his knees are dirty.

By Nyssa

Fire Distinguisher

Something that distinguishes fire

Carl* Is that a fire
Fire Distinguisher* Yep thats fire

By Donnie

Distinguished Old Gentleman Sitting On Two Duffel Bags

"Normally, that painted dildo would piss me off, but, lately, I've made friends with a distinguished old gentleman sitting on two duffel bags"

By Katee

Fire Distinguisher

Distinguishes what is fire from what is not fire.

Yep, that's fire, said the fire distinguisher.

By Ertha

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