TheDutchJesus. Recognizable by his flaming red clogs, leopard print
bikini briefs, tube socks, ski goggles and
blue football helmet. May be heard issuing a hearty "
Hoi hoi hoi!" As the Dutch are so limited for space, he fills several roles, acting as a tooth fairy, Santa Claus and patron saint of hydroponic grow-ops.
"
Oma! Oma! Djeez took my teeth last night! I got a bunch of Maasdammer
cheese under my
pillow!"
