Bubba had a new tattoo he'd gotten last night with his
mastercard, a hangover, had lost his dentures, the double-wide was leaking, he was a nickle shy for a lotto ticket, the tag on the Firebird was 2 months out-of-date and the transmission was leaking
a quart a day, was being sued because his
Blue Heeler raped a poodle and his court date for child support was tomorrow...he felt like dog poop.