Define Doing Nothing Meaning

Doing Nothing

Matt: So Greg, what are you doing today?
Greg: Oh, i'm doing nothing much really.
Matt So, in other words you are going to masturbate vigorously all day.
Greg: ...yes.
By Allyce
Doing Nothing
The act of what the name implies - doing absolute shit for no good reason at all other than to make yourself eventually feel fat, uneducated and unhealthy.
Despite this outcome, doing nothing can be the most productive form of what shouldn't be entertaining. Many men enjoy participating in the act of doing nothing, and the act of doing nothing in the best way can possibly be seen through this quote:

"“…What I like doing best is Nothing.” “How do you do Nothing?” asked Pooh after he had wondered for a long time. “Well, it’s when people call out at you just as you’re going off to do it, ‘What are you going to do, Christopher Robin?’ and you say,”Oh, Nothing,” and then you go and do it.” “It means just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.” “Oh!” said Pooh." — A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh).

Christopher Milne assumably went and wanked non-stop after this, as he was initially talking to Pooh about doing nothing. Wanking, or masturbation is prevalent within the men's form of doing nothing, and can often lead to soreness of the testicles or penis.

Sam's Friend: "Hey Sam, did you study for Geography last night?"
Sam: "Nah... I just spent the entire day doing nothing."
Sam's Friend: "Oh... what did you do?"
Sam: "Wanked my brains out, whilst p00nInG n00b$ on COD and spent loads of time uploading the definition of "Doing Nothing" while trying to make it sound funny."
Sam's Friend thinks: "Fuck me, he is a loser. Damn that pimply-faced son of a bitch with too much spare time on his hands which he wastes copiously."
By Naomi
Doing Nothing
When you're not doing anything, but that's your plan. (You don't want to and are not going to do anything, because you don't want to.)

1: What're you doing this weekend?
2: Oh, I'm doing nothing
1: So you're free? Gre-!
2: No, no you don't fucking understand. I'm. Doing. Nothing.
By Anna
Do Nothing Bitch
A woman with no goals or ambitions in her life. Typically found under the arms of rich and powerful men. Coined by mixed martial artist Ronda Rousey.

Guy 1: Yo, check out that DNB, all she did was fuck that rich dude, now she's set for life.
Guy 2: Man, what I'd give to be a hot chick...

do nothing bitch
By Eleonore
The Goggles! They Do Nothing!
A phrase to express disgust over something you see.
Originated from a Simpsons episode and turned into a fad on www.gamefaqs.com (particularly LUE).

"Look! It's a picture of my new girlfriend."
"My eyes! The goggles, they do nothing!"
By Judy
Do-Nothing Fatigue
The fatigue that comes from getting up late and sitting around and doing nothing.

Jimmy: I just sat around and watched TV all day, and now I have a headache.
Johnny: Must be Do-Nothing fatigue.
By Lani
Mr Do-Nothing
1. Some one who does nothing. Duh.
2. What my mom calls me when lay on the couch all day. Although, I prefer Dr Doolittle or Nowhere Man

Mom "Hey Mr Do-Nothing are you going to do anything today"
Me "Hey, thats Dr Doolittle to you."
By Lorain
The Goggles Do Nothing
a mini-meme originating from The Simpsons, the McBain character is warned to wear goggles to protect him from the acid, however later, he gets trapped in a flood of acid while yelling "MY EYES! THE GOGGLES TO NOTHING". It is often misread/pronounced as "the goggles, they do nothing".

Although the latter may be lulzier, the former is the correct origin of the meme.

By Jobi
Do Nothing Bitch
A female who is sometimes very attractive in appearance that uses her looks to mooch off guys while adding nothing to society. No job, school, or real responsibilities.

Becky is a total do nothing bitch. All she does is fuck that old rich guy for his money and post on social media all day, it's so disgusting.
By Angele
Do Nothing Bitch
A girl who "just tries to be pretty and be taken care of by somebody else."

That girl's a Do Nothing Bitch. All she cares about is getting fucked my millionaires.
By Marieann