'I don't play Minecraft' user: "HAH, BRO, YOU STILL PLAY MINECRAFT. HAHAHA." (As they proceed to spam their keyboard to mine a diamond block.
A
Minecraft player: "Uhh, yeah?"
Another example:
A Minecraft player plays Minecraft.
Out of nowhere, the 'I don't play Minecraft' user says "
I DON'T PLAY MINECRAFT IDIOT WOW, A GAME FOR LOSERS." (Once again, as they proceed to play Minecraft).
A Minecraft player: "We didn't even say anything about you
playing Minecraft??!"