Hey bro! Nice
soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.
No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!
No one believed
it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching
tap dancing.
Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.