The medical condition you get when you have just finished polishing of a
family size bag of the nacho cheese flavored doritos and you have all the cheese on your fingertips, giving it an orange flavor. The only known
remedies are sucking on your finger until the cheese comes off, or wiping
off the cheese on your pants.
Person 1: "Hey man, you wanna play
rock paper scissors?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, I got a bad case of
dorito finger"
or
Person 1: "Dude can I play some Xbox now?"
Person 2: "As soon as you get rid of your dorito finger, I dont want the
controller to turn orange."