The official awards ceremony for douchebags, where those displaying the most
douchebagginess and engaging in the greatest amount of douchebaggery are granted
honors and forever remembered for being the douchebags that they are.
"
Envelope, please.......and tonights's
Douchie goes to............ the loud, obnoxiuos, drunk, greasy douchebag at the end of the bar who keeps yelling at the bartender for vodka
straight-up on the rocks. Congratulations!!"
"That guy's on the road to Road to The Douchies!!"