male 1: "This kitty is making kitty biscuits
on my stomache
female 1: "It's stomach, not stomache."
male 1 action: at some point visits the website urbandictionary.com, and adds a definition of black haired bitch
with examples pertaining to the stomach/stomache situation, then shares it on facebook.
female 1: "He's being soooooooooooooooooo DRAMATIC."