A method of suicide where one chases a fewe oxycodones with liquor before putting his/her ass over their head (satellite dish position),
bulldogging a bottle of NyQuil rectally, and masturbating furiously to achieve orgasm before brain death. So named because one'side face will have the same
blank expression as Terri Schiavo before the court ordered her
feeding tube removed when their body is discovered.
After
JI'm lost his job, life savings, wife, kids, and house in the divorce, he decided to pull a Drowsy Schiavo and get
beamed up like
Anton Yelchin.