Define Drunk Meaning

Drunk
When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.

By Wanids
Drunk
One's alter ego who is blamed for all things of a regrettable nature.

Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.
By Bernice
Drunk
The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it.
So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less
By Walliw
Drunk
Larry Williams from St John Bosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"

He's such a drunk, the President of Budweiser Inc sends him a birthday card

He so drunk the whole bar greets him by name when he comes in
By Carmelle
Drunk
The state in which you love everyone and everything is immensely attractive, after having consumed a large quantity of alcohol.

OR the state in which when you fall down, you have to hold onto the floor out of the fear of falling off.

Aw man! I'm so drunk that your neighbours dog is the hottest darn woman I've ever seen. Now I'm gunna go rag her in the back yard.
By Eartha
Drunk
when you have to close one eye to keep people from splitting in two.

You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
By Dian
Drunk
a state of being that one can only hope to constantly attain

The SAT's would be alot easier if I was drunk.
By Ashlen
Drunk
The inbetween stage of "tipsy" and "messy".

Not the past tense of "to drink".

-"I got so drunk last night but it wasn't so messy that I threw up or snogged some random."

-"I drunk so much alcohol at the weekend I had to be taken home in an ambulance."
-"Don't you mean "drank"?"
By Merralee
Drunk

i gotta be drunk in order to have friends...
By Klarika
Drunk
someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"

i got drunk and puked on someones feet at a bar.
By Terri