When the whole world seems awesome, inside voices do not exist, emotions know no bounds, everyone is ten times hotter, and the world is a happier place.
Subject 1: Hey, what were you doing with my cat last night?
Subject 2: I don't know. I was drunk.
By Ondrea
Drunk
The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................
So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way)
Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry Williams from St JohnBosco high school and his father Big Larry. Here are a few things these guys said.
"At 38 years, I finally got me the woman that said those six words I wanted to hear all my life. "My dad owns a liquor store."
"I exercise strong self control. I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast"
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading"
You just drank a boot full of alcohol, you should be drunk or dead, so you decide it's a good idea to hit on that seven which is now a nine. To keep from falling over and or vomiting you close one eye to keep that nine from becoming an 18.
someone that funneled 16 beers and an unknown amount of tequilla and then stands up and falls face first into the floor...then gets humped by "unknown"
