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Ducked
A textagram of fucked, used instead of adding 'fucked' to the 'my words' list. Now used irl instead of dropping the f-bomb

(texting):
dude, i'm so ducked for that test tomorrow

(where profanity is frowned upon):
what the duck, man?

By Oralie
Ducked
Ducked (v): The act of receiving fellatio whilst driving.

The individual providing fellatio must duck down during the act.

"Yo B! Did I see you rolling down the street staring at the sky?"

"Nah dawg, I was gettin' ducked by that hoochie Tanisha from 'round the way...she gives that good top, yo"
By Betteanne
Ducked
The autocorrect spelling of "fucked"

I'm so ducked....

fucked*
By Etty
Duck
A water chicken.

Wow! Look at that water chicken go!
That's a duck, bro.
By Kora
Ducking
When your autocorrect feels the need to annoy you. Our phones are taking over our free will to speak.

Bob: I ducking hate Joe!
Bob: God Donut I meant ducking
Bob: I DUCKING HATE THIS STUPID PHONE!
Bob: *ducking
Bob: Duck this phone
Bob: I'm going to jump off a ducking cliff now
Fred:
By Laural
Duck
auto- correct for Fuck

dude duck off
By Gabey
Duck It
The usage of the DuckDuckGo search engine to look something up.

Tom: Dudes, have you heard how much google is spying on us?

Dick: I have heard something about it, but don’t know the details
Henry: Dude, Tom is right, you should duck it.
By Zahara
A Duck!
An aquatic bird that, in medieval times, was used to find out if a person was a witch or not.

This stems from the very logical idea that if a person weighs the same as a duck, then that person is made of wood (because both ducks and wood float in water). And since wood burns (just like witches) then that person must be a witch, because witches are made of wood.

Therefore, the accused person(s) would be placed on a scale next to a duck, and if they balanced, the person(s) would be burned.

So, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she's made of wood. And therefore... A WITCH!
By Sharron
Duck
A truly evil creature with little to no remorse.

Guy: how are you?

Other guy: good.
Duck: *murders both guys*
By Geri
Duck
The dick that you are currently fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious love interests.

Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”

Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”

Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”

Paul: “Oh. Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”
By Melony