A catfish and a
kidnapper who disguises as a cute, friendly green
owl. Slowly this green owl will keep manipulating and
guilt tripping you into doing things you otherwise would never do. It starts with learning a language... but it ends with something way worse, and once you enter, there is no way out. Duolingo will literally kidnap your family to keep you under his wing.
Me:
Duo you can't keep ruining my life like that!
Duolingo: Shouldn't have missed that Spanish
lesson *
evil laugh*