Define Duvet Meaning

Duvet
A blanket. It's just a blanket.

Why do guys like us know what a duvet is? Is this necessary to our survival, in the hunter-gatherer sense of the word?
By Talya
Duvet
A quilt used in place of a bedspread or topsheet. Often is down-filled, and commmon in northern European countries.

By Konstance
Duvet
A cover, like a pillowcase, to protect and beautify a comforter, often down, because down comforters are expensive, precious, and delicate. A down comforter with a tear, rip, or hole will leak.

After spending $300 on a down comforter, an $80 duvet is a sound investment
By Babs
Duvet

Hey man, let me get a dank duvet please.
By Briny
Duvet
The only thing that'd ever be on top of you (because it doesnt have much of a choice-). Is usually made with a fairly soft material so you can sleep comfy, while knowing perfectly well that no one is in the bed with you because you're lonely :)

Chez: is nathan gonna be sharing your bed tonight?
Parrott: nope, just my duvet, its so sad :(
By Lynne
Duvet
A blanket for old people/intellectuals

"This is a nice blanket." - young person
"Its actually a duvet." - old person / intellectual
By Roxanna
Duvet Whiff
When trumps are trapped inside and under the duvet and you can't help but waft the duvet at your mrs culminating in an unbearable backlash of trump.

Get in to bed love, waft, duvet whiff.
By Josselyn
Duvet Nectar
The residue of bodily fluids left over on a duvet or blanket after sexual activities.

Guys I'm going home. Going to make some sweet sweet duvet nectar.
By Aggi
Duvet Cover
An item bought at stores like Bed Bath & Beyond. Its exact nature and purpose remains a mystery to single men. The only way to uncover its manifold secrets is to marry a woman, and then be forced to go shopping for one.

Friend: Hey! You wanna hang out?
Newly-wed man: Sorry, man. We have to go shopping for a duvet cover.
Friend: What the hell is that?
Newly-wed man: I dunno, but apparently we need one.
By Brinn
Club Duvet
Club Duvet is a small, cosy nightclub located out of the city centre. People often decide to on to go there instead of a larger venue at some stage of a night out.

It means going home to bed, as an alternative to going on to another venue to continue your night out.

We went to the pub on Saturday night and drank, then on to The Lizard club. About 2am they closed, and Mark and Joe were still partying so they headed on to Slimelight, but I was tired so I went to club duvet instead.
By Teressa