Define Dysfunctional Meaning

Dysfunctional
1. Any executive action by Dean Spanos stunted slime, incompetent team president of the San Diego Chargers, who single-handedly tossed his entire 2007 season in the crapper before it even got started.

2. Bending over to receive a good bumming from an insecure weasel and getting nothing in return.

3. Failure to grasp the consequences of a poorly thought out decision.

4. Firing the coach who led your team to a 14-2 record.

Dysfunctional Dean Spanos...stupid, stupid, stupid.

Dean Spanos, in a moment of dysfunctional reflection, “I fired the wrong Bobby”.

What the heck happened to this 2007 Charger team? Why are they so dysfunctional?
By Prudence
Dysfunctional
a “dysfunctional” relationship is something that’s never perfect but is always worth it

they have a dysfunctional relationship but it works really well .
By Jasmin
Dysfunctional
Adjective.

To be very bad at something. Usually pertaining to sports.

*Coined by SAAS*

Jim knew Clemon was dysfunctional because he missed twelve layups in a row.
By Joyce
Dysfunction
A metal band from Casa Grande, AZ.

Dysfunction beats he shit out of everyone else's music.
By Rodi
Autocorrectile Dysfunction
When you had such a boner about the sentence you constructed but autocorrect fucked it all up at the last second.

Your top was untied and I thought how nice it would be to follow the sweat down your ass crack. Fuck...I meant to say spine, not ass crack. Autocorrectile dysfunction.
By Ema
Erectile Dysfunction
The disorder where a man's soldier won't salute.

Sam needs a truckload of Viagra, because he's a chronic sufferer of erectile dysfunction.
By Jeri
A Reptile Dysfunction
This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!
By Twila
Connectile Dysfunction
1. The inability to gain or maintain an internet connection.
2. The inability to print, email, or get to the internet.

My computer had connectile dysfunction (CD) yesterday, so I couldn't check my email.
By Kylie
Electile Dysfunction
The inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party during an election year.


"Is anyone appealing to you in this years presidential race?"
"Naa... No one excites me. I think I'm suffering from Electile Dysfunction."
By Laurie
Erectile Dysfunction
When your anaconda don't want none regardless of the presence of buns.

His anaconda don't want none even if there is buns. He must have erectile dysfunction.
By Opalina