Define E-mail Meaning

E-mail
1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
By Tabatha
E-mail
Electronic service which clogs your browser tabs with countless Facebook messages each and every day.

- Damnit, my e-mail's been running hot with all these junk Facebook messages today.
By Siusan
E-mail

Why use e-mail when you could use MySpaceMail?
By Berri
E-mail
Something (word/image) that is sent using the internet. the most common type is the mail chain.


i´m going to send you a e-mail.

ve got e-mail!!.

You received a e-mail!.
By Melisenda
E-mail
The "OTHER" Sex :D

Female=Girl
Male=Guy
E-mail=Computer

:D he he he
By Tiphani
E-mail
A word most people in Canada consider believe to be a private as their home telephone number. most people take e-mail too seriously, even to just say hello, they get real paranoid of over message from (their) best friends.

person 1) Hey, you are my best friend, can I write you sometime?
person 2) no you can not.
person 1) how come? because i am too busy and i don't want you to write me and my e-mail is also private.
person 1) okay. we never talk on the phone either, do we?
person 2) nope. i just explained to you why that is. the same thing about e-mail as goes the telephone
person 1) i thought we were friends. although i would never call you up anyway.
person 2) sorry.
pesron 1) yeah, i'm sorry too (that you are lame and really paranoid). it's just e-mail. who the fuck cares!
person 1) i do. i am paranoid, just like you said.
pesron 2) damn straight. guess we are not friends anymore if we can't write each other.
person 1) yup. you are right. now get out of my face.
person 2) wow you a real jerk.
pesron 1) go away. my e-mail is none of your business. don't write me!!! e-mail is used for xxx porn only. i don't want e-mails from my friends or even you!
By Theodosia
E-Mail
Something people forgot to use because of fucking social media.

Bob: Hey do you have a facebook? Cause I have some pictures of my job that I want to show you.
Me: Fuck facebook! just E-Mail me if you want to show me something.
By Analise
The E-mail
How old people refer to e-mail. Similar to internets.

young employee: Did you hear what happened at headquarters today?
old boss: No, should I check the e-mail?
By Siana
E-mail
a virtual letter that could be used as a virus.

Always scan your e-mails for viruses.
By Malanie
E-mail
Something that Homestar Runner says to make something appear randomly...

Homestar: E-mail!
Strong Bad: I'm a-knocking on heaven's door *falls* HOLY CRAP!
By Cecilia