Define Earth Day Meaning

Earth Day
A day to recognize and respect the environment, started by a republican in the 60's and now owned by middle age hummer driving gas guzzlers who once a year put on tie die shirts and gather for lunchbreak photos to absolve themselves of all environmental sins and pretend that they have a fucking clue.

What color tie die shirt you wearing to work tomorrow for earth day? I was going to wear my green and black one, but it got all dirty last weekend when we were hunting whooping cranes.
By Leann
Earth Day
The one day every year that knowing how to play hackey sack can get you laid.

Lets play hackey sack on earth day it gets the ladies.
By Raine
Earth Day
The day aliens come to earth,-Tom Delonge

Hey earth day is on April 22nd.
By Babb
Earth Day
A day in April when not just hippies and vegetarians care about the earth.

Hey, let's ride our bikes because it's Earth Day and we need to look like we care about the earth!
By Roxy
Earth Day
Celebrated every April 22nd, Earth Day lifts the arrogant crowd of self-proclaimed planet savers to the status of days... As if the 4 1/2 billion year old terrestial body gave two shits about the effect of some pathetically self-centered assholes on its surface who basically just got here.

Al Gore will grow large enough to fuck the planet by Earth Day!
By Meade
Earth Day
An excuse to turn off the electricity of an item when it is most needed

Max : Dude, I don't feel like going out, I got a ton of work to do.

(Goes back to working on website)
Jorge : Alright man, no worries.
(On the way out, walks over to Electrical box)
Jorge : (nonchalant tone of voice) I forgot to tell you, it's Earth Day.
(Flips switch for Max's room)
Max : Are you fucking kidding me???
By Cicely
Earth Day

"I ship Earth Day!"
"What's Earth Day?"
"TomEdd!"
By Silva
Earth Day
A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet

Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference
By Inez
National Kill Your Whole Family And Everyone On Earth Day
national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
joke btw dont do it

sometimes you just want to just fucking kill everyone on earth well today you can

september 20th
hey can i kill you
why
because its national kill your whole family and everyone on earth day
OK
By Valli
Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day
Every single Lemonkey that exists raid the earth on November 3rd.

The Lemonkey’s Raid The Earth Day is here. You know what that means ;)
By Yelena