Define Earthquake Meaning

1: the release of seismic energy from the friction between moving plates in the earth's crust.
2: natural selection for Californians.

a natural phenomenon which is no longer a phenomenon for the people of Japan.

A prank in which someone shoves a boy or man who is urinating into a urinal, yelling 'Earthquake!'

When all five fingers are either in the ass or the vagina (but not both, unless you are going for the double)and the person moves his/her hand in a rapid wiggling motion.

when a man puts his hands or face in a womans breasts and shakes them vilontly.

When everyone has a mini seizer at once.

When you're having sex and your partner has a seizure.

What happens when a fat person walks.

So there's this BYU thing called "soaking" where a man puts his penis in a woman but instead of thrusting, he just holds still. Pretty boring right? But if he were to move he'd be having sex and thereby breaking the law of chastity.

If only there was some way for him to have a more satisfying experience.

Well now there is! It's called EARTHQUAKING !
All he needs to do is soak on a top bunk and have a friend kick from the bottom bunk.

Satisfaction guaranteed and 100% guilt free.

When a female gets so into her masturbation, she falls off her bed, and lands on her mint - condition Rico Suave shrine.