Feminist: How could you not know women only make
77 cents on the dollar compared to men? Are you stupid or something? You
gutless male swine!
Me: Forgive me madam, I'm just not as well versed in economics as someone with a
gender studies degree.
Feminist: Oh I'm sorry, it's just that I get kinda angry sometimes!
Me: No worries, what you say sounds so complex it goes over my head. My friend Steve on the other hand, well, he's always making misogynistic jokes I'm sure he could benefit from your insight.
Feminist: Where is he?The bastard!!
Me thinking: (Hmm, the easily offended...)