Define Eat A Sandwich Meaning

Eat A Sandwich
A phrase yelled by a jealous fat woman at a thinner more attractive woman, perhaps hoping that the thin woman will gain weight too and stop attracting men.

Big Bertha: Hey stick insect! You think you're so hot, in that little skirt? Eat a sandwich!
By Siouxie
Eating A Sandwich
The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."
By Brinn
Eat A Sandwich
To Smoke weed, Ganja, Green, Chronic, Marajuana.

To be used around people that you dont want to know that you smoke weed

Standing beside Police, teachers, Parents, underaged children.

Guy 1: Dude we should go eat a sandwich

Guy 2: yeah dude lets go eat a sandwich right now

Cop, Teacher, Parent, Child: Have fun eating your sandwich! (oblivious)
By Leese
Eat A Sandwich
Something skinny people get told far too often

I'm a tad underweight, so I'm always told to eat a sandwich
By Livia
Eating A Sandwich For The Bread
when going out with a girl for her looks

Jacob is going out with crystal because he likes eating a sandwich for the bread
By Dedie
Eating Beef Sandwiches
The sucking of a penis while held within another man's ass cheeks.

I ate beef sandwiches last night, extra mayo.
By Jehanna
Eat Retarded Sandwiches
when an individual does something uncharacteristically dumb, even for his or her personality

Did you see what Zeke just did? He just jumped out of a tree and broke his arm. What a way to eat retarded sandwiches
By Helene
Eating Sandwiches
It's a noun. It's slang for smoking weed. It was started from the show "How I Met Your Mother".

Friend #1: Dude, we were so high last night!
Friend #2: Yeah, dude. We spent half the freakin' night eating sandwiches!
By Prudy
Calm Your Farm, Eat A Sandwich
telling someone to chill out or relax... or chillax. when they get all psyched up over something and you want them to shutup. equivalent to telling someone to take a chill pill

jonno: OMG WTF
shelly: calm your farm, eat a sandwich
By Carlye
Eat A Ham Sandwich
the absence of violent or confrontational activity within a place or group.
-to calm down

By Dominica